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Thursday,
April 1, 2004
IEEP an April
Fool’s Hoax
An announcement today regarding the Iowa
Environmental/Education Project revealed the entire venture
was actually an April Fool’s Day hoax by an obscure
conservative think tank called “The Society for Common Sense.”
Preliminary information indicates the hoax was originally
intended as a private prank on Charles Grassley, a
traditionally conservative Republican senator. Unnamed sources
indicate that the group infiltrated Mr. Grassley’s office and
planted a dummy proposal on the project, complete with survey
results indicating overwhelming support from the fiscally
conservative voters that form Mr. Grassley’s primary support
base.
Jussta Jook Guest Reporter |
“Considering the subject matter, we never thought he’d
actually fall for it,” said one member of the group, who spoke
on condition of anonymity. “I guess he must not have read the
proposal as carefully as we had presumed he would. I mean, a
fake rainforest? In Coralville? We just never thought it would
go this far.”
Local Supporters Stunned
Local supporters of the IEEP attending this morning’s
meeting were stunned by the surprise announcement. “We thought
they were going to promote the next phase of the project,”
said one disappointed activist. “We were promised the board
was going to announce the construction of a giant Ark to
include two of each kind of animal, representing the diversity
of bio-organisms on the planet who are affected by our
generation’s emission of greenhouse gasses. It was supposed to
have a dual purpose of conservation, by saving at least two of
each animal from extinction when the massive weather shift
from global warming occurs within the next twenty years.”
Iowans who have been following our coverage of the
story will be relieved to know that our reporters did suspect
the project could be some sort of a hoax. While recent
editorials projected a sense of support for the plan,
skepticism abounded behind the scenes. “I just kept waiting
for the punchline,” one well-known copy editor stated. “Yeah.
Four thousand tourists a day coming to Coralville? You guys
didn’t really fall for that one?” commented an unpaid college
intern, who had just returned with the staff lunch from the
Cottage.
This is a satire website. If you confuse this
with an original Press-Citizen story, please have your IQ
checked immediately.
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